下午茶來點糖炒栗子如何?

2023.08.06更新：
影片連接失效，作者因為心理健康狀況選擇關閉頻道。有人重新上傳原作者的影片，但我這邊不外連他人上傳的版本，還請自行google。
我很喜歡這個系列，也很好奇Connor過去與接下來的故事。感謝這個系列曾經帶給我的歡笑與思考，或許之後的某一天，能夠再相見。祝福。

所有工作人員注意：設施的東側發生了收容失效，但我沒有事，感謝你們的詢問。
Attention all staff: We have a containment breach in the eastern wing of the Facility, but I’m doing fine, thank you for asking.

我是一位旁觀者
I was there to witness

一位得病的患者
The victim of a sickness

他想要全世界都知道
He wants the world to notice

他不值得如此關注
That he's not worth the focus

他可以找出突破口
He could make an entrance

但卻找不到到朋友
But could not make a friend

現在他身上有許多刮痕傷疤
Now he's got lots of different scratches

因為做了許多嘗試
From trying here and then

我說讓你們的子女們自由吧
And I say liberate your sons and daughters

灌木叢很高 但坑洞充滿積水
The bush is high, but in the hole there's water

你可以把它藏得嚴實
You can keep it well and hidden

沒有人是完美的 但這就是人生
No ones perfect, but it's a living

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跳得過高就是飛得太低
Either a little to high, or a little to low

收穫了低自尊和眩暈症
Got low self-esteem and vertigo

但他認為自己狀態非常好
But he thinks he's fine and dandy

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跑得過遠就是停得太近
Either a little to far, or a little to close

但所有人都知道 他是裝出來的
He's pretending, but everybody knows

他認為自己狀態非常好
He thinks he's fine and dandy

我不是個人類原子彈 我不是發展迅速的病毒 我也不是一個莎士比亞式的食人魔
I am NOT a human atom bomb. I’m not a rapidly evolving virus. And I’m not a Shakespearean cannibal

搖響薔薇搖鈴
Ring a ring of roses

不論是誰最接近
Whoever gets the closest

他來匆匆去匆匆
He comes and he goes

如同薔薇戰爭
As the war of the roses

母親不會親吻他
Mother wouldn't kiss him

因為他的異常狀態
'Cause of his condition

現在他被困在監獄
Now he's stuck in a prison

因為他的奇異特性
For his strange disposition

讓你們的子女們自由吧
Liberate your sons and daughters

灌木叢很高 但坑洞充滿積水
The bush is high, but in the hole there's water

做你想做的 這樣就能少費點力去無視了
Do as you will, it's much less work to ignore

但若這事不會讓你感覺良好
But if it don't feel good

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跳得過高就是飛得太低
Either a little to high, or a little to low

收穫了低自尊和眩暈症
Got low self-esteem and vertigo

但他認為自己狀態非常好
But he thinks he's fine and dandy

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跑得過遠就是停得太近
Either a little to far, or a little to close

但所有人都知道 他是裝出來的
He's pretending, but everybody knows

他認為自己狀態非常好
He thinks he's fine and dandy

這該死的 他媽的垃圾
This damn, f*cking, sh*t

去你媽的
MOTHER F*CKER

他媽的怪物
F*cking MONSTER

讓你們的子女們自由吧
Liberate your sons and daughters

灌木叢很高 但坑洞充滿積水
The bush is high, but in the hole there's water

做你想做的 這樣就能少費點力去無視了
Do as you will, it's much less work to ignore

但若這事不會讓你感覺良好
But if it don't feel good

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

那你幹嘛還做
What are you doing it for

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跳得過高就是飛得太低
Either a little to high, or a little to low

收穫了低自尊和眩暈症
Got low self-esteem and vertigo

但他認為自己狀態非常好
But he thinks he's fine and dandy

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跑得過遠就是停得太近
Either a little to far, or a little to close

但所有人都知道 他是裝出來的
He's pretending, but everybody knows

他認為自己狀態非常好
He thinks he's fine and dandy

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跳得過高就是飛得太低
Either a little to high, or a little to low

收穫了低自尊和眩暈症
Got low self-esteem and vertigo

但他認為自己狀態非常好
But he thinks he's fine and dandy

嘿吼 他出發了
Hey ho, here he goes

不是跑得過遠就是停得太近
Either a little to far, or a little to close

但所有人都知道 他是裝出來的
He's pretending, but everybody knows

他認為自己狀態非常好
He thinks he's fine and dandy

喔 寶貝 你沒有任何特殊的地方
Aw, babe, there is absolutely nothing special about you

這是SCP基金會延伸系列作SCP Confinement的特別篇，這系列作正篇是敘事動畫。

一位有不死重生能力的基金會D級人員－－康納，在基金會中和不同SCP以及其他工作人員相遇與互動，以及慢慢發覺他不死的能力背後究竟還隱藏著甚麼......

許多集都有人上CC中文字幕了，也希望有更多人喜歡上這作品:D

歌曲改編自： Candy - Robbie Williams

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