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今日是週日夜晚 你一人在家
It's Sunday night and you're at home all alone

昨晚真棒 那是我們第一次的約會
Last night was great, it was our very first date

所以是時候拿出我的手機
So now it's time to pull out my phone

我要傳一些什麼給你
Gonna send you somethin' real quick

那不會是屌照 不 不
It ain't gonna be a dick pick, no, no

浪漫需要明確表示
Romance needs clarity

但寶貝 那不適用於我 我在傳了

But baby, that don't work for me, I'm sendin'

Mixed messages

Mixed messages

用可愛風格傳出的第一封簡訊
I send the first text in a cute way (Cute way)

再接下來的七天我都不回覆
And then I don't reply for seven fuckin' days, yeah

Mixed messages

Mixed messages

你傳簡訊問我哪晚有空
Oh, you text me what night am I free

我回「好」 就打住
And I reply, "Yes." Full stop

我傳給你一個微笑小黃臉
I send you a littlе smiley face (Smiley facе)

所以你回傳給我一個微笑小黃臉
So you send me back a little smiley face (Little smiley face)

然後我說「嘿」然後你也回「嘿」
And then I say, "Hey," and so you write back, "Hey"

然後我說「嘿 然後？」
And I say, "Hey what?" (Hey what?)

然後你說「你先說『嘿』的」
And you say, "You said 'hey' first"

然後我說「好吧 『可頌表情符號』去你的」
And I say, "Okay (Okay) 'Croissant emoji', fuck you"

Mixed messages

Mixed messages

前一秒我說你非常美麗
One second, I say your very pretty (Very pretty)

然後我來到你家 踢飛你的狗
And then I show up at your house and I kick your dog, yeah

Mixed messages

Mixed messages

我付了狗的醫療費用
I pay for the dog's veterinary bills
但接著我往你爸的雞雞猛揍 哈哈哈哈哈
But then I punch your dad in the dick, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

現在我們在往醫院的路上
Now we're going to a hospital

只有我 你 和你爸 在救護車的後座
Just me, you, and your dad in the back of an ambulance

即使你爸的雞雞受了重傷
And even with your dad's broken dick

空氣仍充斥著性張力
The air is thick with sexual tension

我很抱歉朝你爸的雞雞猛揍
I'm really sorry for punchin' your dad in the dick

我不會再這麼做了
I won't do it again

你讓我跟你爸握手做保證
You make me shake his hands and promise

但當我這麼做時 我的另一手握起拳頭
But as I do, I ball up my other fist and I

再次打向你爸的雞雞
Punch your dad in the dick again (Dick again)

我再次打向你爸已經受傷的雞雞
I punch your dad in his broken dick again

你覺得我很性感 我是很神秘

You think I'm sexy, I'm being mysterious

像你傳達這些 mixed messages
Sendin' you these mi-mixed messages

你說「住手 不要再揍我爸的雞雞了」
You say, "Stop punchin' my dad's dick"

我說「好哦」但我接著朝你眨眼
I say, "Okay," but then I wink

所以你迅速抓住了我的雙手
So you grab both of my hands quick

你阻止我往你爸的雞雞猛揍的最終嘗試
Stopping my third attempt to punch your dad's dick

喔寶貝 你之前已經玩過這種把戲了
Oh, baby, you've played this game before

太糟糕了 我之前玩的更多一些
Too bad, I've played a little bit more

你抓住了我的雙手 所以我用了我的頭
You got my both my hands, so I use my head

在救護車後座 我頭槌攻擊你爸的褲子
I headbutt your dad's pants in the back of an ambulance

在每次頭槌之間 我們的視線被釘在我們牽住的手
And between the headbutts, our eyes lock as we're holding hands

我忍不住越過你爸被打爛的雞雞不只一次
And we can't help but kiss over your dad's not once

兩次 三次親吻你
Twice, thrice broken dick

Mixed messages

Mixed messages

我用可愛的風格說我愛你
I say I love you in a cute way (Cute way)

然後揍爆你爸的雞雞每一天
And then I punch your dad's dick every day

Mixed messages

Mixed messages

告訴你爸我很抱歉
Tell your dad that I'm sorry

但是再次揍向他的雞雞
But then punch him in his dick again (Why, why, why)

注釋：

Mixed messages：任何帶著矛盾、前後不一致或著模糊的溝通方式。

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